FIFA World Cup: UK Govt. tells England fans to have sex to drown sorrows

UK government has issued a World Cup Survival Guide post England’s elimination in World Cup insisting that one of the best ways for fans to beat the blues is to have sex

London: UK government has issued a World Cup Survival Guide post England’s elimination in World Cup insisting that one of the best ways for fans to beat the blues is to have sex.

The survival guide says that one should try at least one of these tips to beat depression i.e. one should take some exercise, sing, have sex, do something one enjoyed and do something different, the Daily Star reported.

England fans during the game against Uruguay. Pic/ AFP

The guide also suggested that the one could include simply filling in their World Cup wall chart with a different color pen.

The forum pointed out that male hospital admission for heart attacks increased by 25percent when England team was knocked out of the 1998 World Cup on penalties to arch-rivals Argentina.

The Forum has even poked fun at veteran England star Frank Lampard. 

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