My wife makes fun of my organ size!

I'm a 28-year-old guy who recently tied the knot. It was an arranged marriage

Dear Diana,
My wife is nice and I have no issues, whatsoever, with her. Things only get worse when we enter the bedroom. She feels my sexual organ is too small and often cracks jokes that a dildo would benefit her more! I don’t know how serious she is or whether she’s being funny. All I can say is these remarks have brought my confidence to an all-time low. I keep thinking about it even during working hours. What should I do?
— Kavish

Illustration/ Amit Bandre

Dear Kavish,
You are making a mountain of a molehill. Your wife at least is honest to admit it and laugh about it. Based on what you have shared it appears that she is just joking. I don’t think it is an attack on your masculinity or virility. Remember it is not the organ’s size, but the sex that matters. Nor does the size affect fertility when you plan to have kids. So just chill and enjoy. Looks like your wife enjoys taking the dominant position. So what are you complaining about, dude?u00a0

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