It’s appalling that politicians in jail are being denied basic rights like dry fruit and soothing massages to make them feel better
Jailed AAP minister Satyendar Jain getting a foot massage inside jail. Pic/Twitter
I was deeply hurt to read about a Delhi minister being attacked for the most ludicrous reasons a few weeks ago. An honourable (is there really any other kind?) member of the political class, the poor man has been in jail for reasons that don’t matter. What hurt me was that while this unfortunate circumstance ought to have prompted a wave of sympathy from everyone concerned, he was being met with scorn and derision on account of a few video leaks. The footage allegedly depicted the minister being given a massage in jail, presumably by another prisoner, along with other videos of him being given special food in accordance with his religious beliefs.
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What does it say about us as a society when we have a problem with people in jail getting a massage? What is wrong with criminals being fed some dry fruit? Are cashews and almonds banned? Where is our sense of humanity? I admit that a very tiny percentage of our politicians may be intellectually and morally bankrupt, devoid of conscience, and committed to a life of corruption at the expense of the constituents they represent, but should we paint the rest of them as potential villains who don’t deserve a simple massage in jail? If we continue down this path, we may soon stop taking care of prisoners who are old or ill, and deny them basic human rights. Everyone knows India’s jails are committed to respecting human rights, and that solid standard shouldn’t change because of a few heartless people up in arms over a massage.
The incident prompted me to consider writing a proposal to the government, suggesting special cells for politicians who are inadvertently arrested for no fault of their own. This may sound like a frivolous exercise, but it isn’t when one takes a closer look at the criminal records of people who represent us in Parliament. Some of them have even been accused of heinous crimes like genocide and have had their visas revoked by other countries for appalling crimes against humanity. It is, therefore, important that we consider the conditions waiting for these misunderstood people when and if they eventually move from Rashtrapati Bhavan to Tihar jail.
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There should be a tiered system in place for politicians, offering them specific services based on their age, number of years spent in devoted service and, obviously, the party they belong to because we all know that only some parties deserve special treatment. We can also use this to our benefit by allowing journalists access to these special cells, and tasking them with reporting on conditions within to reassure the rest of the world that we know how to take care of our criminals.
The one good thing that emerged from the incident involving the poor minister being harassed was his ability to turn to the law, and request that the media be restrained from running any footage from inside his prison cell. It sets a wrong precedent when criminals aren’t even allowed to receive massages in the privacy of their prison cells, and I am sure the courts will do the right thing and prioritise this case over other unimportant requests such as sipping cups for elderly prisoners and the like that have wasted their time in the past.
I believe a tiered prison system will also reassure future politicians heading to jail that they will not be unhappy, which can have a positive impact on the way they conduct their day-to-day business as representatives of Indians everywhere. It will help them pick and choose the parties they wish to work for, and adopt the most appropriate manifesto before an election, with their long-term prospects in mind. These special cells can also be offered as part of the other package deals with which politicians are routinely wooed at five-star resorts every five years or so. This sort of transparency has the potential to genuinely transform our democracy and make it seem more authentic that it really is. The benefits for India on the world stage are incalculable. It is free PR we are wilfully ignoring.
The nicest thing I learned about the minister being unfairly attacked is how his health has improved in jail. Apparently, his lawyers mistakenly claimed that he had lost 28 kg while under arrest, but an unnamed source helpfully informed the press that he had really gained 8 kg. If that doesn’t urge other politicians to be more hopeful of life under incarceration, I don’t know what will.
When he isn’t ranting about all things Mumbai, Lindsay Pereira can be almost sweet. He tweets @lindsaypereira
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