This week, comedian sorabhpant@hankypanty lists 10 Ways to Know You're Addicted to Twitter
This week, comedian
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u00a0 lists 10 Ways to Know You're Addicted to Twitter
1. All your normal conversations end in under 140 characters. If someone exceeds that, you start making beep-beep sounds. 2. You get really pissed when you crack a joke and people laugh, but nobody retweets.
3. When you enter a room you announce yourself in the third person with a status update, "Karthik has just entered a room full of people giving him dirty stares."
4. You break up with a close friend citing, 'religious differences', because the said friend likes Facebook more.
5. When you're caught stalking that cute chick from Accounting for days, your defense is that she should take it as a compliment that you're 'following' her.
6. You think Shashi Tharoor is a really intelligent, online celebrity bot.u00a0
7. When you're leaving a room you say, "GTG", when you find something funny you say, "LOL" and you scream, "FTW" while watching Arsenal playing.
8. When you're addressing people you always add an at sign. "Hey what's up @Rohini, how you're doing @Karl." Nobody wants to hang out @near you.
9. You slit your wrists, weep endlessly and cry all night when your follower base falls by 2.
10. You think an offline column is not a means of expression or opinion, but just the perfect excuse to expand your follower base@pantemonium.
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