Comedian Sorabh Pant comes up with 10 answers to popular women's questions on Valentine's Day
Comedian Sorabh Pant comes up with 10 answers to popular women's questions on Valentine's Day
1. "Can you please get off that PS3?" I will, as soon as you let me push your buttons instead.
2. "What are you thinking?" Just that in the silence I could almost hear the sound of my own opinion forming in my head.
3. "Do I look fat?" I don't know, I've never actually seen a whale.
4.u00a0 "Can we talk?" Sure, I was just wondering how to give myself a brain hemorrhage.
5. "Is she prettier than me?" Of course she is, but she's way out of my league, so you'll have to do.
6. "Why don't we take a break?" Because, I'm obsessed with you, and if I spend a week off from you, I might land up with that cute friend of yours I've liked all these years.
7. "What will you do if I die?" Closed casket, I guess.
8. "How much did this ring cost?" I thought it would cost me your silence, but I guess I was wrong.
9. "Are you ready for a commitment?" I don't know, are you ready for a facial lobotomy?
10. "Are you ready to have a baby?" Let's just handle one immature, demanding, spoilt brat at a time.
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