Sorabh Pant lists 10 Reasons to avoid dating someone you met online
Sorabh Pant lists 10 Reasons to avoid dating someone you met onlineu00a0
1. If he's online looking for dates, he's probably a rapist or married. If she's online looking for a date she's probably him.
2. "She pinged me and I pinged her and then she tweeted me and I gave her a pig in Farmville and she made me a mafia ho and I retweeted her tweetu2026", just sounds like the ugliest love story ever.
3. Men who spend most of their time online have carpel tunnel syndrome in parts other than their wrists.
4. If you have a baby, it will be a bot. True story.
5. Channel [V]'s Lovenet.
6. She could turn out to be your sister. He could turn out to be your sister.
7. You're probably thinking sexymumbaionenightstands.com, she's probably thinking shaadi.com
8. You really want to be old and on a rocking chair sitting with someone who says 'grass growing is so so #fail', 'my love for you is FTW'?
9. Chances are your kids are going to be scared of sunshine and people.
10. Objects in the profile picture may be uglier than they appear.
