12 December,2009 08:08 AM IST | | Dhvani Solani
Size 40 DD edible teats, raunchy threesome cakes and tasty Kamasutra couples heat up and spread cheer this festive season
Want a Pamela Anderson look-alike to arrive at your party? Dessert makers in the city are armed to help you make the upcoming party season a wild oneu00a0
Mumbai's cake makers say they feel like they are at one end of a sex phone line.
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But giggles among the staff have gradually drowned in a sea of orders that have been pouring in, thanks to the year-end festivities and the ongoing wedding season.
The requests are varied: Some guys call in for "cutely petite", others like the women on their cake to be well-rounded.
And women callers are talking in inches. The Guide introduces you to Mumbai's world of edible fantasies.
You can eat Pamela Anderson
At: Desserts 'R' Us 10, Strand House, opposite Strand Cinema, Colaba. Call: 22022046 / 9820065707
For: Rs 1,250/kg onwards
South Mumbai dessert lady Hiroo Gidwani admits that oversized bosoms and impossibly-sized joysticks are most-asked for requests when customers call in for her range of cakes and pastries.
She happily entertains "advanced imagination" too.
From cakes that depict raunchy threesomes under sexy red sheets, and couples in contorted love positions straight out of the Kamasutra, to vodka-drizzled phalluses, she fashions wild fantasies in a range of flavours.
The cake that caught our fancy had a macho guy laid out in a 2-D edible photo with 3-D proof of his "excitement". If that's a bit much, try the tiny busty bikini babe cupcakes that are oh-so cute.
Pole Dancer Bathed in Chocolate
At: Exottique 17, Green Park, St. Paul's Road, Bandra (W).
Call: 26358918
If you don't want to offend the old and shock the young, keep it cute and naughty with Neeta Gurbaxani's confections.
She can serve you Playboy model chocolates or a sexy pole dancer covered in choco on a cake. Over-the-top is available on demand, though.
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Whip-in-hand girl meets handcuffed boy here. And those of you who want to pull a fast one on your BFF, get her photo printed on edible paper on a cake, and ask Exotiqque to top it off with enhanced assets.
It's a Full Monty, Except for the Cat
At: Not Just Desserts20/5, Poddar House, R A Kidwai Road, Wadala (W).
Call: 24180655/ 24186291
For: Rs 900/kg onwards
When a doctor who is a family friend described hisu00a0 fantasies in graphic detail, Sabina Gupta decided to cast them in icing sugar and baking soda.
What emerged was a boob cake. So, here you can choose from a guy wearing nothing (with a just a pet cat covering his privates) to a semi-circular cake that serves as a love tunnel in which a couple is fused in a liplock.
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Though Full Montys can be made on request, Sabina tries to appeal to a wider audience by trying to keep the raunchy factor to a minimum.
Wffle on a Sick
You are loaded with shopping bags and need a quick bite to get energy levels up again. All you've got to do is stop by one of the many kiosks that have sprung up inside Phoenix Mills for a Wafolly.
A piping hot waffle on a stick, the Wafolly comes drizzled in Strawberry, Chocolate, Black Currant, Honey, Butterscotch, Kiwi or Pineapple syrups. Yum.
For: Rs 40 (small) and Rs 70 (big)
At: The Phoenix Mills compound, Lower Parel.
Light up 200 types of Cuban Cigars
Cuban cigars find a home in Mumbai, with Cingari, a speciality cigar store opening up in a city hotel. The store gets its name from a Sankrit word for "spark".
Being exclusive distributors of Habanos Cigars in the country, they stock premium hand-rolled Habanos brands including Montecristo, Cohiba, Romeo Y Julieta, Partagas, H Upmanns and Bolivar.
Cingari has more than 200 variants of Habanos stored in a specially built air-conditioned and humidity controlled walk-in humidor.
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While Montecristo No 4 (5" x 42) is one of the most popular cigars across the world, Indian cigar connoisseurs prefer Montecristo Edmundo (5 u00bc" x 52), Partagas Series D 4 (4 7/8" x 50) Montecristo No 4 (5" x 42), andu00a0 Limited Editions such as Partagas Series D No 1 and Series D No 5, Cohiba Piramides and Cohiba Double Coronas.
Check out their India Edition Cigar Punch Platino. Its double corona length allows the flavours to change as you go through the cigar. They are sold at an average of Rs 650 for a pack of 5 cigars.
At: Cingari, Intercontinental The Lalit, Sahar Airport Road, Sahar, Andheri (E). Call 30673210
